Things you thought you'd never hear them say

My dad (that pics not my dad btw) comes in my room just now and says (in Gujarati):

"Can you just draw a line near my sideburns with biro? I need to shave them but I need a guide"

(biro = ball point pen)

WTF

I TOLD HIM TO FUCK OFF.

I didn't really. I did as instructed.

I DREW ON MY DADS SIDEBURNS WITH A BIRO.

Not many people can say they've done that :)