Today morning i left my hotel room and got to the entrance to head to work...
...before realising i was in my fucking flip flops. Not only that, but in socks/flip-flop combo.
Also, yesterday evening i went to a chippy for dinner.
"can i have a chicken burger and chips please"
"chicken burger, is that just on its own?"
"ummm. yep" (wasn't sure what she meant)
i get home. she had given me just a fucking piece of chicken and no bap or nothing. JUST A FLAT PIECE OF CHICKEN.